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(but I also follow onepieceluvr just in case anyone out there is still calling me by that or going to tag my by that and everything) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello the name is Julia, you can call me Jules, Bijou, Juju, whatever you'd like to call me if I say it's alright to call me that. I love to draw, I reblog one piece sometimes but you will see me reblogging things from it along with posts I find funny or I think should be on my blog~ o3o If you have a trigger or something all you have to do is drop a message~

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So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

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mrskarkatharley:

Hoarding a canon url but not using it

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samsangel:

Hello fellow nerds!

A new school year is approaching, and since I have to nail my A* this year I put together a masterpost with helpful links and tips that I have gathered throughout my school years. Good luck this year: you´ll do just fine!

1. Learn ´em languages
2. Do your research
3. Learn how to write like a God
4. Oh yes sweet reading
5. Get your studying and organization game on
6. Stress and anxiety management because school is stressful
7. Go get ´em tests
8. Classroom participation - because teachers love that shit
9. Software and pages for us nerdy kids
10. Yo! Take some time to care ´bout yo´self

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me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
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amongtombstones:

This case is like nothing he’s seen before. Liam Neeson is PI Matt Scudder in A Walk Among the Tombstones. Watch the trailer.

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atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

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mydollyaviana:

So long, baby.

I love O Malley he is a cool cat.

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kendallslogiebear:

when people are like “mikasa doesnt care about armin, all she cares about is eren” yo you remember that time eren called armin a coward and mikasa punched that fucker right to the ground dont even start

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hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

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Person: Scale of 1-10 how dramatic are you?
Me: Phantom of the Opera overture
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thelof9:

"hey what’s your sexuality headcanon for that character?"

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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realbara:

spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you

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Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment
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